Never eat pork rinds when someone is telling you a funny story. ESPECIALLY MAC'S HOT AND SPICY PORK RINDS!
I didnt even get to enjoy them, started choking on the first one
and it went right up my nose. Damn, I think I fused my esophagus.
Also never ever eat them if you dont have some kind of liquid to wash them down with. It's like trying to eat hot ass styrofoam packing peanuts.