hubert part 3
part 3

The Cross dressing gypsy hooker episode was over two and a half months ago and now he found himself at the door of the moose ass-ateria about to order something he never thought he would be ordering in his life. He sat down and scratched his itchy back as looked at the menu. His shoulders drooped when saw that all of the entrees came with.........tater tots. " Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck........." Shirley the waitress came by his table with a dirty glass of water and said between loud smacks of her gum " how's it goin, sweetie pie? what can I get ya today? "Hubert was just about to order the moose-ass cheeseburger and tots when a roucus from the kitchen disturbed everyone in the diner. The cook came storming out the swinging door, knocking the cute little blonde waitress flat on her ass. "Those durn astronauts! That damn guvment! Who do think they are, stealing from me!!! They think they can just steal from every poor sucker trying to make a livin'? Shirley whirled around and propped her big butt on Hubert's table. "Earl, what are you gettin so worked up about?" Earl the cook turned on the TV that was mounted above the bar. Charlie Gibson was on Nightline with a breaking news report of the moose catastrophe that had just occured on the space shuttle. "Good Evening. We interrupt your regular programming to report on some breaking news. It appears the space shuttle columbia has had some diffuculties and just made an emergency landing on the moon. Barbara Walters is on the scene reporting live. Barbara, can you give us any information?" "Well Charlie. It turns out that the shuttle columbia has been conducting some top secret experiments involving moose space travel. One of the animals on board the space ship sneezed, freaked out, and wreaked havoc to the shuttle. We are not sure if the damage is repairable, and it seems the crew will be spending several hours, if not days, on the moon."

Earl started hollerin' again. " Don't you see, Shirley? They stole that moose from my farm. How am I supposed to have enough moose ass meat to serve in my diner if they keep stealin' my stock. That's about the 13th one this year." Now all this commotion in the diner almost made Hubert miss the news, but he heard the important part. All this moose space travel stuff was top secret. So how did he know about it? When his moose detection device located Earl's moose in space, Hubert knew exactly what it was there for. But no one else except those nasa folks knew. Hubert scratched his head wondering how he suddenly gained psychic powers.

I knew it, he thought. I'm a superhero! I was right all along. And so to test out his powers he got up and.....

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