Not looking down I unwrap the little chocolate bastard and pull off the little wax-paper flindad it comes in, and pop it into my mouth and start to chew. Man is this thing chewy... what the ..... hells .... wrong wi........ Bastards double wax-paper flindaded my PB cup! DAMN YOU REESES! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL, YOU DAMN DIRTY APES ! Oh LIFE, WHY must you be so cruel to me?

Actually what I really said was , hmm they put two on this one. pleah.

I wish I knew how in the flyin hell I keep double submitting my entries.