At McDonald's tonight I decided to treat myself to a free apple pie, they gave me one either by mistake or I was the one google'th customer they served today. I might make a suggestion to them about their pies. Instead of stating on the outside of the container :

"Cation: Apple pie filling is hot"

It should read:

"Cation: Apple pie is filled with molten lava"

wow.

And here's a little shout out to the woman I met at McDonald's. Hey, thanks a lot for letting that door slam in my face. I know you saw me, You looked right at me. This happens quite a lot to me. I must be invisible.

I hold the door for women. I hold the door for men. I'd probably hold the door for Joseph Mengele ..... well maybe not him. But it's a nice gesture from a human to a human. I don't hold doors for woman BECAUSE they're woman, hell I know you can open your own doors. But if your snooty ass thinks that you don't need to reciprocate for another person then I hope you get McPtomaine in your McSalad ... McDoodeehead.

McDoodeehead? Where the hell did that come from?