I realize that the original name I picked was a little ridiculous and silly.

So, if it's a boy his name will be:

Johan Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-

applebanger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-

gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Haukopft of Ulm....Junior.

If it's a girl I'll call her Julie.