death....OH WOAH WOAH WAIT UUUUH I MEANT CAKE! CAKE PLEASE!!!

ahh ha ha ha you said death! gotta take your first answer.

eh no but I meant cake...really!

Oh alright, but we're gonna run outta cake pretty fast at this rate.

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I just heard on the radio that famous psychic Uri Gellar said he psychically put Michael Jackson under hypnosis; (and I am kind of paraphrasing this from what I heard on the radio), and said that Michael was innocent and that he's never EVER done anything bad to children.

So. All you attourneys can call it a day and go home.

Lets all take the word of some quack spoon bender shall we. There's no reason why we shouldn't believe him is there? I mean, it's an airtight case now.

RIGHT?

pfffffsssh.