"..ees taggin the knife outta tha cheesh!....::sob::....d'you thing he wan's some cheesh?"
Arthur, as he's about to get the shit kicked out of him by his ex father-in-law.
The other line from that movie
Arthur: "Hobson, (or whatever the butlers name is) d'you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath."
Hobson: "I'll alert the media."
Hobson: "I suppose you want me to come and wash your dick for you?" (Nothing quite as funny as an English gentleman butler saying something so crude. The british have a way with the dry wit, love em.) JUST ADDED (and just remembered)
[That woman who wasn't played by Liza]: "Arthur, a real woman could stop you from drinking."
[Arthur]: "It'd haf to be real BIG woman."
Hey how'd ya like that? I put the characters in brackets this time...eh? pretty snazzy huh? I swear to you guys I spare no expense for your entertainment. I got slashes and semicolons too, if I ever figure out when to insert them. Although I didn't bother to find out who the other woman in the movie was that wasn't Liza Minellush.
Ah hell here ya go, nothings too good for you guys! :::;;;;;;;////////////////{}!
Thanks Snarkypants , I forgot about that line.