The "maestro" is playing some classical today. I can deal with this. oh here comes the big dazzling oboe solo! RIGHT ON! PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC OBOE MAN!

This morning, I woke up with the snot beat out of me. What the hell happened here? Did I get abducted by aliens and drug through a wad of bushes. My knee is all scratched to hell. Must have been an altercation with the cat although I don't recall one.

Acid reflux woke me up about three times last night too. I tell you that you haven't lived till you've woken up at three in the morning gasping for breath because you inhaled something that shouldn't have been inhaled. Hoi! My sleep was wonder-fucking-full. I couldn't find the cat this morning to ask what happened.

Maybe I ate her...HA I ate the pussycat.

:snicker: Yes I brunged out the juvenile joke. So what?

I'm flipping through the online stock photos library for pictures to use for a bank ad...hmm how 'bout a big picture of Mao Tse Tung? Let's put chairman Mao on the bank wall. ooooo! heres a picture of a communist chinese soldier playing pool. Thats a good lifestyle picture.

I got a new email today

From: Rode hard.....Subject: Putta Waywet

I wonder what thats all about. It MUST be about horses. Thats gotta be it.

What else could be put away WET?? I hope to someday meet a female pornstar named Putta Waywet by the way. Maybe i'll meet a showgirl in Vegas named Putta. My luck will most likely have me ending up crushed under her gigantic headress.

I'm having trouble ordering paper from my paper suppliers. Apparently all the trees in North America have been chopped down and they're having to import it from Guam or dip into the petrified forest. All my printing paper has been back ordered since december. Where's all the paper?