Oh alright. In Las Vegas theres about 60 people every cubic inch trying to hand you these cards for call girls. The cards literally clutter the streets like leaves. They're EVERYWHERE. Here you go.

Heres one Vegas porn card to tide you over.

Poor Betty is trying to make enough money to have an operation. She was born with her heart outside her body cavity......where her right nipple should be. See? Shes holding it up so you can help her. Please give till it hurts.