You gotta be pretty depressed to have to put something like "guy in the colon suit" on the old resume.

He looks mighty proud in it don't he? I wasn't aware that polyps were nearsighted......or that they strongly resemble John Lovitz.

OOOOOOOO-KLA-homaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lets see if you get that LAST part. heh heh. (has nothing to do with polyps by the way..)