shiiiiiiiiiiiiiPADAHDOAKAKAFABAAAAAAAAA!

Why in the world do the interviewers have to catch the guy who just finished first in the 4 mumabatillion meter race RIGHT after they get off the track? Give the person a minute to catch their breath.

For crying out loud.

"What was the strategy that you were employing for this race?"

"Weh.......Mah stragy ::gasp:: wastoruns har as I cn.... ::gasp gasp:: n jus kee evyone sfar b'hinme s I coo........ ::gasp wheeze:: . I ha the bes coachthere is.... ::pant pant:: n he tolme ta run....like mah aswasonfire... ::gasp gasp:: .... an jus kee on runn ...::cough cooooooooough::.. hoo let thees bats in here? Then .... muh shooz floo off....b' I jus kep runnin..... gasp gasp.... am I onfire?"

"No. Do you have anything to say to your home country at this time?"

Shipa dah do ...... a kaka faba.....::::heeh heeeeh wheeeze:::: . SHIPADAHDOAKAKAFABAAAAAAAAA!"

"What?"

"...Wheeze? ....What?"

"Was that english?"

" Hey ..... cn wedoo this a.... anu'er ti' ?....... I thing mah lun jes c'llapse...."

Thursday, Aug. 26, 2004 10:48 P.M.



On the itunes: " World of shit" ......... EELS

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