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Teets - 2005-04-26 11:43:43
And then she called you a meowsshole.
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awittykitty - 2005-04-26 12:11:54
I'm sure your kitty feels the love...being quoted a year later by his Daddy. How sweet. You really are sweet. Feeding kitties lobster. Any kittie would be honored to be in your care. So I guess I better not tell Guardcat. Otherwise she'll sneer at me for feeding her the cheapest grade cat food and book a trip to Texas. ^..^
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oddsfish - 2005-04-26 12:12:07
I've had this conversation.
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oddsfish - 2005-04-26 12:12:55
But it ended with a claw in my eye. I guess that's different.
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Ker - 2005-04-26 14:51:16
I'm my cat's bitch too. Sadly, she's now found out how to pull a Gourmet Whiskas Individually Packaged Dinner out of the cupboard, puncture it with her sharp little kitty teeth, stand on it to squeeze the juice out of the little holes, and suck her dinner out. She doesn't need me anymore *sniff*
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artgnome - 2005-04-26 16:14:40
Mine just got done being all oliver twist on me the minute I got in the door, following me everywhere like she was going to die any minute, and as soon as I put the fancy feast down, she sniffs it and walks away.
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artgnome - 2005-04-26 16:14:50
Mine just got done being all oliver twist on me the minute I got in the door, following me everywhere like she was going to die any minute, and as soon as I put the fancy feast down, she sniffs it and walks away. bitch.
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Queen Funktastic the Second - 2005-04-26 22:31:55
Hey if you see my mind can you give it a cookie please? and then when it's busy munching on the cookie just trap the pesky thing and fed ex it to me!!! If you're too lazy though the cookie will do :p
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DiscoDoll - 2005-04-26 22:34:36
Hey if you see my mind can you give it a cookie please? and then when it's busy munching on the cookie just trap the pesky thing and fed ex it to me!!! If you're too lazy though the cookie will do :p -Queen Funktastic the Second
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