the gripe-o-matic archives
Wednesday, Feb. 25, 2009 - This diary is lame.
Thursday, Feb. 05, 2009 - woah
Thursday, Apr. 20, 2006 - operation kindness
Monday, Feb. 20, 2006 - more belligerent bees on dogs
Thursday, Feb. 16, 2006 - teste-moanial
Wednesday, Feb. 15, 2006 - okay, le' me havit
Monday, Feb. 13, 2006 - even steven... the cat
Wednesday, Feb. 08, 2006 - Raccoons in the attic
Friday, Dec. 09, 2005 - I Can't Wait To Get Off Work And See My Baby
Wednesday, Oct. 05, 2005 - Oi ! Where's the fucking bar John
Sunday, Sept. 04, 2005 - I love presents
Wednesday, Aug. 31, 2005 - August 31 2005
Monday, Aug. 29, 2005 - Shit
Friday, Aug. 26, 2005 - Get your hands offa me you damn dirty Ape!
Thursday, Aug. 25, 2005 - spinal fluid with a twist of lemon please
Wednesday, Aug. 24, 2005 - Lil' Chub
Tuesday, Aug. 23, 2005 - I could really go for some of that food
Friday, Aug. 19, 2005 - It's okay, this is short but I think I'll be back
Tuesday, Jul. 26, 2005 - In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenity that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
Monday, Jul. 25, 2005 - obligatory thanks in a letter design to assuage my guilt at being a total dick
Tuesday, Jul. 19, 2005 - No POOPING allowed damnit!
Monday, Jul. 18, 2005 - YAY!... now what do I do ....
Friday, Jul. 08, 2005 - So okay, here you go.
Friday, Jul. 01, 2005 - You're killing me smalls. You're fucking killing me.
Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005 - ah what the hell
Friday, Jun. 24, 2005 - Household tips from Gerg
Thursday, Jun. 23, 2005 - FARGO AHOY!!!!!! HI !!
Wednesday, Jun. 01, 2005 - crotch bait
Friday, May. 27, 2005 - hubert part 4
Thursday, May. 26, 2005 - hubert part 3
Wednesday, May. 25, 2005 - oh the humanity
Tuesday, May. 24, 2005 - Hubert chapter 2
Monday, May. 23, 2005 - HUBERT PART 1 (again)
Friday, May. 20, 2005 - Lame entry number 47
Wednesday, May. 18, 2005 - Can you say what the hell?
Wednesday, May. 18, 2005 - -
Friday, May. 13, 2005 - How's he been doi... HE DID WHAT?
Wednesday, May. 11, 2005 - CAT RODEO
Sunday, May. 08, 2005 - I can't tell you how much fun I'm having
Saturday, May. 07, 2005 - -
Friday, Apr. 29, 2005 - guest blogger
Thursday, Apr. 28, 2005 - Sometimes you just have to say " Fuck it "
Tuesday, Apr. 26, 2005 - This is what I was doing one year ago ...tomorrow
Friday, Apr. 22, 2005 - FEE FEE FI ?
Monday, Apr. 18, 2005 - Did you know??
Thursday, Apr. 14, 2005 - I guess he sent him on a tour of the city
Tuesday, Apr. 12, 2005 - WHAT is that? Well what the fuck is he doing in our yard??
Monday, Apr. 11, 2005 - Of mice and boobs
Friday, Apr. 08, 2005 - ASK GERG NITMO'S DAD
Tuesday, Mar. 29, 2005 - Long live Spurt
Tuesday, Mar. 29, 2005 - And the wisdom, of a man
Friday, Mar. 25, 2005 - MIKE NITMO
Thursday, Mar. 24, 2005 - An apology
Wednesday, Mar. 16, 2005 - Happy fun day
Friday, Mar. 11, 2005 - WOWEE
Friday, Mar. 11, 2005 - Questions of the utmost importance and relevance brought to you by the letters G and N
Wednesday, Mar. 09, 2005 - SPOON!
Tuesday, Mar. 08, 2005 - Of course I think the song you like is awwwwwwwwesome. not.
Monday, Mar. 07, 2005 - We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
Friday, Mar. 04, 2005 - my banners suck, well....good.
Monday, Feb. 28, 2005 - Oh this isn't funny at all, don't look
Thursday, Feb. 24, 2005 - Shocks... Pegs.... Lucky
Thursday, Feb. 24, 2005 - you am dum
Wednesday, Feb. 23, 2005 - This is the entry that makes it very clear that I've lost my marbles
Monday, Feb. 21, 2005 - Must.... have....fud...........plees
Friday, Feb. 18, 2005 - What? I forgot to give this one a title?
Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2005 - HAPPY?
Tuesday, Feb. 01, 2005 - Duh duh duh duh, duh duh, duh duh FISH SAMMICH! BREAK IT DOWN!
Monday, Jan. 24, 2005 - Überall laufe ich es fickt Oktoberfest. Scheiße !
Friday, Jan. 21, 2005 - ...............
Thursday, Jan. 13, 2005 - This sponge is badder
Sunday, Jan. 09, 2005 - The ludicrousness continues for another 24 hours
Friday, Jan. 07, 2005 - If you had a bad day, I hope this fixes it.
Tuesday, Jan. 04, 2005 - That and a nickel will get you a hot cup of JAAAACK SQUAT!
Monday, Jan. 03, 2005 - HAPPY NE.. ! .. shit I missed it
Thursday, Dec. 23, 2004 - Ho Ho HOLY CRAP IS IT COLD OUTSIDE!
Wednesday, Dec. 22, 2004 - Lets go make a snowgnat! YEA!!
Thursday, Dec. 16, 2004 - OH, SORRY.... is this a piece of your liver?
Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2004 - Well this explains a lot
Monday, Dec. 13, 2004 - I am very much aware I make no sense most of the time, but thats what you like about me right? Right?....... HI! Look, shiny things!
Thursday, Dec. 09, 2004 - What a world what a world
Wednesday, Dec. 08, 2004 - areUbiGeno:ugh??
Tuesday, Dec. 07, 2004 - And diamond studded cotton swabs
Monday, Dec. 06, 2004 - post it wars
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 - lookatthepileapuppies!
Wednesday, Dec. 01, 2004 - ROOSH! ROOSH!
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