Just ran out of interest in the Super bowl. Two teams I don't give a fu-uh-uh-uh-uck about. Decided to see what else was on. A KUNG FU MOVIE! And a really really bad one at that, my favorite! I'm not sure of all the details but it involved giant superhuman eight story leaps in the air, flipping seventy-six times, ending with a jackknife and landing on a flagpole with one pinkie finger. AWESOME!

The bad-guy: a man named "Hammerhead" and his evil cronies. The cronies were dressed up, of course in black, and for some strange reason walked around with black wicker trash-cans on their heads. I guess they wore them to hide their identities', but they took them off to fight, and fight VERY sarcastically overdramatic. Wah huh! LLLLLLLAAARRRGHHHH!!!

The goal of the baddy's? What were they trying to do? Of course they were trying to smuggle heroin. But how? What way could they smuggle it? What hasn't already been done? Hmmmmm, what can they do? Lets see...how about we have them smuggle it in........toupee's? Yes, big wiggie....badly made....toupee's, laced and saturated with heroin.

Ingenious!

Diabolical!

Why the hell not?

I didn't ever get the name of the movie because of the smart way the TV stations now days don't feel it necessary to give you the name of the movie. They also run the credits for the movie overlaying what they're going to show you in the next twenty-two seconds. crapheads.

Batman Returns came on after that. I've seen it probably a thousand times, I HAVE to.

Michelle Pfieffer is perhaps the sexiest woman alive.

Ah catwoman! Something about that black vinyl suit and that frizzy curly blonde hair. Woo! Could have done without the six giant emperor penguin pallbearers though.

Anyway nothing much to report here. Just one more boring entry.