Sometimes women say " Greg, what do guys talk about when they get together over beers ?"

Well I'm going to tell you, It's always about something very very important. something of the utmost importance to our very lives:

� What is the size of a Cod fish liver?

� How do they milk that oil out of the liver? Do they use one of those cow suckulator things? Is the fish pretty much finished after that?

� The discovery that you can get pretty much the same affect you get from watching the Wizard of Oz while listening to the Dark Side of the Moon, as you can from Watching Dune while listening to the Wizard of Oz soundtrack. Think about THAT.

� There is a such thing as a universal remote that ACTUALLY universaly remotes simultaneously the tv, vcr, cable, the water bed, the garage door opener, the changing of the tides and the dog across the street.

� It costs One hundred and Thirty dollars

� Briece bought one.

� It is almost impossible to find a dead mouse in the walls of your house.

� Boobs are pretty cool.

� The ring worm is neither a ring nor is it a worm, it is a fungus.

� The fish stick is neither a fish nor a stick, it is a fungus.

Heres a picture taken just seconds after the first successful test firing of the

T-43 experimental buffalo cannon. It was discontinued soon after this test took place as they couldn't figure how to keep the "cannon" from wandering around to better grazing land.