I'm home from having coffee and the usual bullshit session with the guys. Guh! I think I'm going to es'plode. I had the bacon and eggs and it came with a side of pancakes. I swear to whatever holy is to you that pancakes must be natures sponge...wait, sponges are already natures sponge.... ANYway, I feel like Violet Beaureguard, except I'm nowhere near as purple looking.

Paul had a smart little anecdote from the children's hospital where he works. It seems some mans two year old child swallowed his cialis pills. He asked the nurse how he could know for sure the tot had actually swallowed them and she said, "Well for one thing you're gonna have trouble getting a diaper on him." Poor kids' gonna have a boner for about 12 to 24 hours and won't know what the fuck's going on. At least he won't roll out of the crib tonight, thats for sure.

I casually mentioned that I thought I would have the scrambled cadbury eggs for my meal and that lead to Paul doing his version of the lion from the cadbury cream egg commercial. "BAWK!...BAWK BAWK!" For some reason that commercial, which I have seen for the last 12 years makes me laugh my ass off EVERY DAMN YEAR, and him reminding me of it made me start to laugh so hard I think I detoxified my lymph nodes. Of course past discussions always come up. Someone was talking about a priapism , and me being me, I started going into the whole visible light spectrum splitting and prism thing...you have to understand that this shit is funny, I mean FUNNY when we talk about it. I kill at coffee night.

Like Paul's brother is this big gay bear of a guy living with his husband. His brothers birthday is coming soon and he has to get him a present. Kevin said he should get him a glass dildo, thats when I jumped in with "You could blow one for him couldn't you?" (Kevin's a glass blower by trade) .................What?.....Hey this is funny shit you guys. Well it was funny then, sorry. We also had a short discussion trying figure out what asperger's disease was all about. I thought I had heard someone call this assburgers disease and damn I had to find out...now we both know huh? snort...assburgers. I know, sorry.

In other news I scored a brand new copy of "join the dots" from The Cure. Four CD's of about 70 b-sides and unreleased songs. I'm a big Cure fan, HUGE, so ..... HA! So...thats what I'm doing right now.

So .......... As you were.

Oh and we probably talked about tits somewhere in there too, I can't remember.