Ahem... Someone on the east coast has googled me...... For handicapped fucking.

Google, why oh why would you send any one to my site for fucking the handicapped? Don't get me wrong, any person with a disadvantage in the body department has every right to get their freak on. Okay? But nowhere in my entry did I say anything about screwing anyone. I talked about people screwing other people over, but not actually screwing them.

"No google, no ... "

"But they wanted handicapp...

"No, thats not what they were looking for."

"But, they said thats what they were looking f....."

"Well no not exactly google."

"Here, what about for amputee porn...?"

"Google.....stop."

"Well how am I supposed to ...."

"SHUUUUSH, go play on the swing set."

I've gotten googled for: cup of dirt, mo' fugger beer, call girls Dallas, Dallas "call girls", george carlin "raw sewage" "tempered", and about thirty for nitmo. I can understand all of them...but not "handicapped fucking." Actually, I rather enjoy seeing what some weirdo is going to come to my site to see.

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And no I have not been chewing on peyote. There are lots of critters wandering into town all the time, 5 AM is prime time for coyotes, raccoons, and opossums to mosey onto the streets and look for a job or a roadrunner snack. Of course he didn't REALLY have a box of dehydrated boulders.