Hmmm. It's been a while. I'm sorry for the lack of attention here. There's been a few weather impediments here in Fort Worth...namely we got shit on Tuesday. And as of this morning, a quarter million people still had no power in the Dallas Fort Worth metroplex.

Woooooo, we made national news!

But....

THATS not what I'm going to write about today...

Noooooooooope.

I'll get to that later. What I want to say today, is thanks for still being here when I got back. In fact, somehow I managed to pick up ten people without saying anything. The act of writing here was actually IMPEDING my stat growth. Who knew?

So I'd like to say thanks to you all for reading, and to the new people, sorry if I don't write you a note to say thanks for stopping in and listing me. I really appreciate it a lot. <----(Look Shmeder! See?!)

So, having said that, you understand now how much I care and dare I say love that each of you find me interesting. I once said that only having 20 people reading didn't feel like too much until I imagined all of you in a locked room trying to beat the snot out of me with bats...then 20 seemed like quite a bit. But again, thanks.

However.

If any of you turned into some kind of zombie asshole trying to claw your way into my car to eat my brains, I would sooooo run your ass over and crush your melon like a ...... melon.

I'm just saying. Sorry in advance.

Also, I would like to declare that as far as I know, I am the only person in North America that is not interested in seeing Harry Potter and the prisoner of Asscrack or whatever it's called. Actually I might see a porno version, Hairy pooter and the prisoner of asscrack.

Yea, maybe not so much that either.