Dumbass!!
Ok, what the hell is this?

Alcohol machine causing buzz

NEW YORK (AP) -- A machine that lets drinkers inhale shots of alcohol went on display Friday night, even as one local lawmaker warned the device was "a disaster waiting to happen."

The Alcohol Without Liquid vaporizer mixes the alcohol with pressurized oxygen. Makers say it takes about 20 minutes to breathe in one shot, giving drinkers the effect of alcohol without the drunkenness or hangover.

Democratic state Sen. Carl Kruger pledged to introduce legislation to ban its use, calling the inhaler, manufactured in England and distributed domestically by North Carolina-based Spirit Partners, a "new form of pipe smoking" and saying it could encourage underage drinking and drunken driving.

Attorney General Eliot Spitzer's office said the issue had been referred to the State Liquor Authority, and declined to comment. A message left with the agency was not immediately returned.

The machine went on display for a sneak peak at the bar Trust, in Manhattan. But bar and lounge owners in New York may be wary, said Bob Zuckerman, executive director of the New York Nightlife Association.

"....... giving drinkers the effect of alcohol without the drunkenness or hangover." ??? I may be missing something here, but what the hell are the other effects of alcohol other than Drunkenness or hangover? All the many vitamins and minerals? The ability to think logically and talk about matters of importance in world news? Beer goggling?

And twenty minutes to drink a shot? Doesn't seem very efficient if you ask me. "I'm feeling pretty low. I lost my wife, job and dog in one day. I think i'm gonna go to McSorley's and have twenty shots. I'll be back Tuesday."


I was driving back from the mall at lunch today and some pudwacker in a yellow Mustang just had to zoom around all the people in line to enter the freeway and cram his dumb ass into the line at the front.

Jackass!

I hate people like that who can't wait like the rest of us schnooks who knew which lane to get in ahead of time.

But.

On the way down the freeway 5 minutes later, I can see in the distance a car is pulled over on the shoulder with its hood up. A yellow Mustang. With it's windshield bashed in.

The fuckers hood release failed on him and the hood whipped up and hit the windshield. As I drove on by I saw him standing there just staring at the car, he didn't look hurt so I guess he was ok. Karma has a way of gently giving you a noogie or wedgie every once in a while to remind you not to be such a maroon I guess.

Oooooh YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHH!!! and the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz!

....ahem.... sorry.


Friday, Sept. 03, 2004 5:03 P.M.



on the itunes: " Ballroom Blitz" ... THE SWEET

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