Sometimes I have strange dreams. Last night all I can remember was that I was sitting in my car in the parking lot and Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall were trying to exorcise a possessed car ( it stopped working ) by spraying it with holy water from a garden hose and shouting " The power of christ compels you! I rebuke you! Get thee out evil spirits!"

Hmmmm.

Then..... Someone told me that the Greeks used to roam the flatlands of Texas thousands of years ago.

Okaaaaay.

Then I MET the Greeks. Mr. and Mrs. Tom Greek.

I must have accidentally shot heroin yesterday.