I don't get no respect.
Chris sent me this yesterday:

I counter post it insulted with:

And this was the final straw.

This is the witty banter that goes on behind the scenes at a print/design studio while your shit " isn't " getting printed. Or maybe it's why it's so often late.
Hey, I'm sorry I don't have time to print your stuff lady. I'm too busy trying to think of smartass comments.