Comments:

drugme - 2004-01-20 11:17:32
You know, you're actually a pretty funny writer. If you didn't rely too much on "fuck" you could sell your stuff - it's clever. I'm impressed, and you just totally made my day. :)
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greg - 2004-01-20 12:01:35
I don't have to rely on the word, I don't HAVE to use expletives. I just do sometimes, well, alot actually. I think I'm toning it down a little........BUT shiiiiioooot, it was my gosh darn toe!!!
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onewetleg - 2004-01-20 13:43:19
uhmm. maybe your baby toe is trying to secede from the rest of your body. don't be so hasty to judge your other parts. or you could just wear slippers. thanks for the note. i love vaguely desperate notes. and thank you for reminding me. i'll go try to join the list again. love,
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meredith - 2004-01-20 17:47:17
I don't know you. You're funny.
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Sarah Rae - 2004-01-21 06:17:57
i love you. will you marry me? umm....ignore the past 2 months of my diary when you decide to answer my question....i've been a little out of it lately. BUT, i'm funny, hot, AND i give good head. yay me!
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Jayde - 2004-01-21 08:03:49
again, you impress me with your humour... but alas, i am not a brit.... i go one better! I'm an aussie! but i have to sy, i love british humour. good stuff
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luva - 2004-01-21 10:32:13
maybe your toes are actually trying to evolve, darwinian style, by eliminating the weakest one to allow the others to thrive. the foot is a cruel, cruel habitat, so i hear. fear not, dearie ... after all the pain, you'll end up with das uberfoot! but, your pancreas? man, that's rough. the pancreas can be real ornery, can't it? "body politic" ... hee, that's rather brilliant. be well, my anti v-day friend.
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bethany - 2004-01-21 12:37:28
my little toe doesnt have a nail. it is weak and vunerable, which makes me love it all the more.
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