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shmeder - 2004-05-11 00:39:55
Inquiring minds want to know...Did you get her digits? I haven't read Holidays on Ice yet - let me know what you think.

B.I.O.N.I.C.
Believe It Or Not I Care
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gerg - 2004-05-11 00:49:59
Yes, I kicked a trashcan from here, halfway to the self help section....I'm sure she was all about the gerg then. eh no.
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gerg - 2004-05-11 00:50:24
i just wanted to hide
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wilberteets - 2004-05-11 01:15:34
That is SO funny. Wounded gnu??? hahahaha. I would have given you "cute points" for being funny.
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greg - 2004-05-11 01:19:43
for being a dork?
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Shmeder - 2004-05-11 02:44:39
Then you're supposed to turn around and say something like, "Hey, I take lessons from Baryshnikov. Do you think they're working?" Then she would have chuckled a little to humor you and if she was interested she would have stayed.

Or

You could have said, "hey, nice tits!" and then you would have known for sure that you blew it.
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Shmeder - 2004-05-11 02:47:01
I'm bummed you didn't get my BIONIC reference. Ergh. Watch more crappy movies!
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artgnome - 2004-05-11 05:27:57
I like me some T.S. Eliot, and I also like Listen to the Warm, by Rod McKuen. And sometimes, 'being a dork' is sweet and appealing. ;)
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gerg69 - 2004-05-11 08:14:38
What was that from Shmeder? I'll investigate.
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bethany - 2004-05-11 09:52:34
i am now dumber for having read that. i awrd you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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gerg69 - 2004-05-11 10:12:30
you get one point for misspelling award though
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luva - 2004-05-11 10:15:19
oh, you totally would've gotten stumble points in my book.
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Allison - 2004-05-11 16:23:55
Aww! Well, I know that I would probably do the same thing that you did... I'm a total klutz as well as a total invalid in the man-getting department, so I definately would've fallen victem to that kind of humiliation. But at least you could have potentially thought up a witty come-back. Although hiding would be the first defense mechanism to come up...
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Shmeder - 2004-05-11 16:53:38
Today is tomorrow so where's your explanation of gerg69?
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