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wilberteets - 2004-05-14 21:07:27
OK... you've convinced me. No matter how charming the guy is, I will NEVER agree to have sex at the speed of light. Thanks for the enlightenment.
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awittykitty - 2004-05-14 22:09:04
I wasn't craving pumpkin until about 3 minutes ago, dammit. Oh, and I think you're just jealous about NOT having a period. Neener, neener! :-P
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artgnome - 2004-05-14 22:09:24
I am feeling so enlightened. And I would miss you, gergy :)
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amanda - 2004-05-14 22:17:30
omigod.. haha.. i still love you. still marry me.
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bettyalready - 2004-05-15 00:29:58
"I have nothing to talk about today, Honestly nothing particularly funny, outrageous or stupid happened." I feel that way most days man!
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Klugarsh - 2004-05-15 02:50:09
Fun Factoid From a Fool who works on a Farm: The average human male ejacultes 40 cc of semen (that's, as your stat stated, approx 1-2 teaspoons). The average pig ejaculates 320. & I've seen one do it. On a kid's shirt-K
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Shmeder - 2004-05-15 16:28:35
I don't know ifI believe that the average guy will only ejaculate 2000 from masterbation in a lifetime. That number seems incredibly low.

If a guy gets an erection 9 times out of 11 a day at night. What about the other 2? At the grocery store, at work, when? Guys are obviously not masterbating those extra 2 off per day or else they would exceed 2000 in 5 years. I really don't believe they are having sex twice a day either. Do I need to start staring at crotches?

This is some important stuff here. Please answer my questions Greg!
:)

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Shmeder - 2004-05-15 16:30:28
Ignore grammatical errors please...I'm an ass...
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